Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do cows like being told jokes?