Why was the fabric always laughing?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What does an evil hen lay?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?