What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

When do cows get tired?

What kind of monkey flies to school?