What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why do cubes make great referees?