What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

This candy bar is a real home run.

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?