Why are ghosts such bad liars?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why was the picture sent to jail?