What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the pig go to the casino?