What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
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