Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do little fish love to play with?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?