What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do polar bears vote?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?