What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the frog starve?
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