What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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