Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Who invented fractions?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?