What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of books do boats write?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
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