Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?