What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why was the pirate late for work?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's the biggest moth in the world?