What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?