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Pump-kin pie.
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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