What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do fairies always drink?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do you spot a modern spider?
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