Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
Do dads always snore?
Families are like fudge.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
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