What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why was the fabric always laughing?