Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What condiment has wings?

Why do rodents make the best runners?