What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?