Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why was the broom late for school?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?