How does dinner smell?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the fish so smart?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Who granted the fish a wish?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?