Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the bunny give his fiancƩ?
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