Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Do dads always snore?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How much does freedom weigh?
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