Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
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