Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do frogs get to work?
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