Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the cat so small?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do bees get to school?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
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