Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Which farm animals are famous painters?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do elves learn in school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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