What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?