What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?