Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
It's Crowded!
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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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