Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why was the broom late for school?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a fly without wings?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?