Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Can February March?
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