What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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