What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is the most adorable season?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Where can you always get cheap gas?