Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?