What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
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