What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call an Irish spider?
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