What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the bunny upset?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did summer say to spring?
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