What did the calf play in the school band?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why are turtles so shy?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?