Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did summer say to spring?

Why are baseball games at night?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?