What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do surfers go to school?

How do you get straight A's?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?