What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?