What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How is cat food sold?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do nosey peppers do?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?