Which family member has tusks?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What fish sings the best?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?