What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why is furniture so generous?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do cows go to New York?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
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