What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do automobiles fly?
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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
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