What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What sports are both plant-based?

Where would you find an elephant?