What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What animal floats best?
What's the friendliest pen?
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