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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?