What do you call a happy cowboy?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?