Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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