Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?