Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is another name for a cow?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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