What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?