Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call a silly hill?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?