Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
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