What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How does a witch play loud music?