Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?