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What do cows say when you milk them?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?