What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What animal floats best?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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