What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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