What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?