Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do cows go to New York?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?