Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?