What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What animal floats best?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?