Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?