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Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

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Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

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