Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
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