Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What fish only swims at night?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do amoebas make calls?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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