Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why was the bee sad?