How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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