What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What bird is losing its hair?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How can you make 7 even?