Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do horses reside?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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