Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Why is money so stubborn?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What condiment has wings?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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