What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which hot drink loves golf?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?