Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What car can't keep a secret?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
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