Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
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