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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?