What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do billboards talk?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What car always breaks the rules?
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