What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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