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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

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Why did the mirror cross the road?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?