Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What are you studying in math?