Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?