What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?