Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?