Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the pig go to the casino?