What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Bears love exotic cars.
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