Why did spring break up with winter?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a crate of ducks?