What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What tree has the most bark?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?