What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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