What game do mice love to play?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How do you make antifreeze?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Families are like fudge.

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?