What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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