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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What does an evil hen lay?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's the ocean's favorite song?