What's black and white and red all over?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?