What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
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