What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
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