What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why are books always so angry?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's the slowest 5k?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?