What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is a tire's stance on economics?