What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How does a squid go into battle?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How do you measure a millennial?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?