How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Which condiment adds the most kick?