What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
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Why do golfers hate cake?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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