What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who invented fractions?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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