What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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What dogs are always lying to you?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do cows go to New York?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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