What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Which princess is best suited for winter?