What type of bat doesn't fly?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How long do chickens work?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where does a camper keep his money?