What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?