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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

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