My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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