What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which state has the best streets?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?