What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How does a squid go into battle?

What are you studying in math?