What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?