What do you give a sick lemon?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?