Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which animals make the best football players?

Where do old bowling balls end up?