Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?