In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How does NASA organize a company party?