What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What nationality are most fish?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

When fish play football, who is the captain?