What did the sick chicken say?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?