Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
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