What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?