Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

How can you farm during the winter?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?