Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a flying police officer?
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