How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?