What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?