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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

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Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do cubes make great referees?