What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What was the first animal in space?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
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