What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which founding father loves to sing?