What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

It's Crowded!

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?