How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a thieving alligator?