What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?