What did the calf play in the school band?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which animal should never work for the government?