Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?