To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?