Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?