Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?