When is Dad's bedtime?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?