Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?