Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's the friendliest national park?

What's the richest basketball team?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do fleas travel?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?