How did the toad die?
He croaked.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the sickly elevator say?
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