Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?