Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?