How did the toad die?
He croaked.
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What makes music in your hair?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
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