How did the toad die?
He croaked.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
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