What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?