Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?