What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?